Well at least this week it was a game (almost 4 hours long)
Here are who I think should get game balls:
Brodney Pool.......
After 4 long years thank you for finally showing up to a game and participating instead of blowing coverages and making Sean Jones look retarded. Your head was in the game and you seemed to know where all the plays were.
Jerome Harrison......
Congrats on your first 100yd game. And if I am not mistaken, our first of the year. You stepped up when we needed you to and we thank you for that.
Mike Furrey......
As I said many posts ago, you are our poor mans Wes Welker. Now you are also our white mans Troy Brown. With your 3rd down heroics on 3rd downs and pass break-ups on defense, you truly are an unsung hero for this organization.
Josh Cribbs......
Not only should you get a game ball each week, but if the Browns don't get there head out of there ass, you will make a fine addition to any team of your choosing in the future. You play like a man possessed, I only wish that the rest of the team could play 110% each play as you do.
Mohammad Massaquoi.....
Finally a new face to pour our hope into. 8 receptions 148 yards. With most Browns fans focused on Brian Robiskie, Massaquoi seems to have taken the extra motivation and taken the next step forward in being a starter in the NFL. Thank you for making the Bengals secondary look like the tame kittens we all knew they were.
Kamerion Wimbley/Corey Williams......I am impressed on how you both happen to step up to the plate for this game. Although our pass rush is lost in the void of some supermodels dream, you both were able to apply some pressure to a semi gimpy QB.
Derek Anderson......
NO GAME BALL FOR YOU....TWO YEARS!!!! (written in the Soup Nazi voice)
Although you played better than 90% thought you would. You again turned the ball over in the red zone. If you would have just thrown the ball away we very well could have walked away with 3 points instead of zero. This may not have meant much at the time but let's say that these theoretical 3 points we have have gotten change the entire play calling of the Bengals which in turn do not give them the opportunity to kick a FG with only seconds left in OT.
LURCH, FOR THE LAST FREAKING TIME..........BALL F'NG CONTROL!!!!!!
Braylon Edwards......
Dropsy Daisey. Butter fingers. Hands made of stone. Whatever you wanna call it, you got it bro.
I'm sorry that I asked you "how many balls you dropped in todays game". I have sat quietly these last 4/5 years and watched you make some great plays and some moronic plays as well. But the bang for the buck just ain't cutting it for me anymore. Enjoy your next team, don't let the locker room door hit your ass on the way out at seasons end. I don't care about you going to Michigan or hitting fly balls at Regressive Field. I don't want you in orange and brown anymore. Take your 10 digits and your ego to a bigger market and a bigger stage that you can fall off of. A change of scenery is not your fix, it is a change in attitude (and a little cowbell) are what this doctor prescribes.
Eric Mantarded......
I applaud the life that this team seamed to breath into the stadium this past weekend. Hell, we even caught you smile once or twice. I don't know if your play calling changed with a different QB at the helm, but you mixed your plays well and your players responded with much more tenacity and furociousness than I have seen yet this year. There may be hope for you yet (but you are gonna need a ton of cowbell also).
Well, off to Buffalo we go next week. This could be another close game. However if Trent Edwards can get the ball to TO and Lee Evans it could look like any team playing the Oakland Raiders.
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