Metcalf Up the Middle

I know some have you have given me the WTF. Well get over it. With the playoffs now starting today, us Brownie faithful now turn our attention to off season departures (or lack thereof, how the hell our Off Cord kept his job I will never know), Josh Cribbs contract dispute, free agency, and of course the draft in April (where we pick 7th). Questions on offense...... Although I wanted Brady Quinn to be the starter all season, the only flash of anything positive came against the Detroit Lions where the play calling was really aggressive and lets be honest, even Lurch (DA) could have scored at will against there porous defense. Alas Brady is not the answer. And DA could only make one other QB in the league look good..... JaMarcus Russell . But do we draft another Notre Dame player in the first round again? Jeff Faine and BQ obviously have not worked out. Jamal Lewis will retire, but Jerome Harrisons stock is on the rise. (man, saying that made me feel like Mel Kiper). And lets not for...

Of course with any Cleveland team there are going to be negatives. We currently sit about 1/3 of the way through this season, so lets take a look at the vast collection of negatives that have accumulated so far. Eric Mantarded was hired. We traded down in the draft and picked a center. The whole "who's gonna start at QB" debacle. Stallworthless. Lurch at starting QB for the foreseeable future. Sir Drops a Lot gets traded for another guy (Chansi Stuckey) who's hands seem to be related. The Cleveland Browns have dropped 16 passes the past two games. The trade deadline came with no movement. Our leading tackler is on the I.R. Brian Robiskie (our first 2nd rd pick) seems to have vanished off the face of the earth. Our most promising rookie (out of camp at least), James Davis, was put on the I.R. after some extra curricular activities. Our current 1-5 record. Our lone win of 6-3. Josh Cribbs not getting a new contract. People at ESPN talkin smack (thanks T.G.) Eric Wrig...

As most of you should know by know, Braylon Edwards has been traded to the Jets. The Cleveland Browns will now be known as the Cleveland West Jets. Say it with me now. W-E-S-T WEST WEST WEST!!!!! Watch more Megavideo videos on AOL Video The following are just some random thoughts that I scribbled down during my "work" day : Could we have traded for Gholston? Who's the next to go before the trade deadline........Dawson? Funny that we traded for a WR whose last name is Stuckey...dude must have hands made of glue!!! SWEET Edwards wanted a bigger stage to play on...Doesn't get much better than NY. Are the Browns unloading for an uncapped 2010 season? Lurch and Quinn contracts when do they expire? Whats the 2010 draft gonna look like? If Braylon continues to drop balls on a team that is good, in a city that big, God help him if it snows during a Jets game and the fans start hurling snowballs, again. For a guy who was fired j...